If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Squash jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Squash Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them fu...
Series: The Best Ever Book
Paperback: 106 pages
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (July 19, 2012)
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.2 x 9 inches
Amazon Rank: 8313661
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Save your money! Offense, very offense Book. Not the least bit funny because Mark Geoffrey Young did not do his home work to make the jokes work for the culture it is supposedly made for. Apparently he didn’t in any of the books he had printed! Eve...
The Best Ever Book of Squash Jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Squash Plaer joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Squash jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Squash Players wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Squash Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Squash Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Squash Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Squash Players laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***